Woohoo! ALmost a month with no updates. Alright! Let's see... Macbeth went well. A most enjoyable time. And I didn't get stabbed by the sharp shiny pointy things (always a plus). My dog Keva has grown into a horse. If she stands upon her hind legs, she can stare me in the eyes. I've grown an inch! I'm finally 5'8"! Go me! Of course, that also came with going from 140lbs to 175. Perhaps if I stopped drinking coke... No, screw that. I've discovered the endless joys of Neverwinter Nights (the first one. My computer would tell me to go fuck myself if I even thought about putting the second one on). People have been telling me to get on facebook. My question is... Why? I haven't updated this monstrosity in a month, why would I need another website dedicated to me. If anything is going to be dedicated to me, it's going to be a big fuck-off temple guarded over by twenty three virgins. And an anatomically correct statue of me in the middle made out of stainless steel. V for Vendetta is probably my favorite movie at the current time. Hooray for Anarchy! It would be a viable form of government if the average Homo sapiens-domesticus was a little bit smarter. And by a little, I mean a lot. Of course, I'm more in favor of Zenarchy, government based on meditation. "The day that Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum"--- greatest quote of the last nine minutes. Ooh! I got chewed out by a professor because I made her do her job! I transferred a phone call from a student interested in the Masters of Social Work program to this professor, who apparently talked to her for all of five minutes. The professor then came into the office and berated me for doing this. This is, of course, perfectly reasonable, I mean, it's not like the professors are there to work with the students, or Heaven forbid! tell them what they need to know to get into a masters program! Ok that's it. | 
